Welcome...

...to "BLAH-BLAH Research " - the research and development division of "BLAH-BLAH".

BLAH-BLAH's top-notch researchers work relentlessly to publish on this site the most advanced technologies born from wild brainstorming sessions that took place in the most unexpected locations, created by programmers whose abilities were hindered by heavy consumption of legal drugs and which passed the tightest inexistent quality control procedures.

Disclaimer

The use of our software is optional.

All projects are developed in a amateurish manner and no guarantees are given concerning their security, expected results, reliability nor the in/direct consequences of their usage in combination and/or within reach of biological or inorganic devices.

Anybody and anything who decides to use this software assumes all responsabilities that could derive from its installation, presence and use.

Motivation

For decades BLAH-BLAH's researchers quietly observed how humankind had to adapt to the way that megacorporations decided when to release their software, how to make it look and how to make us interact with it, always trying not to improve it too much compared to previous versions or similar software, always targeting an "average" earthling.

There are for sure multiple reasons about why all this happend and is still happening - some are good and some are bad -  but in any case the result is one: the technological progress has been hindered.
Think for example about Stanley Kubrick, who, after living the revolutionary and breathtaking progress of the second half of the 20th century, thought that today we would be happily orbiting around Jupiter while flirting with a machine that would at the same time even think about killing us.

But in reality we're still stuck on this planet, still having to take our vacuum cleaners for a walk if we want our floors clean, still struggling when trying to transfer our DRM-protected Blu-ray movies to our media players, still typing this text using a keyboard after having decided not to experience the delirious result of those 0.5% voice-recognition outputs that are hopelessly out of context.

Rebellion

We waited and nothing happened.
We did not want to give up hope in our future, so we rebelled and started looking for a way out.
We started doing things on our own, the way we wanted, when we wanted.
We released the results to all the crazies that wanted to have them.
And perhaps, after the authors, more and more people will like what they got.
And then, perhaps, in a remote future, there will be so many crazies that we will be the majority, and we won't be crazies anymore.

This is what we are doing, and if you don't agree then just ignore us.

Signed: the blah-blahs.

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The site went live on March 18 2012.